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Jar of F*cks Small

Jar of F*cks Small

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Introducing the Small Jar of Fucks—because let’s be honest, not everything in life deserves your full emotional bandwidth. This limited-edition jar is stocked with just enough precious fucks to get you through everyday chaos: a passive-aggressive text, a work meeting that should’ve been an email, or deciding whether to leave your house in real pants.

Use them sparingly. Each tiny fuck is a reminder that your energy is sacred, and not everything gets a seat at the table. Need to power through some light family drama? Grab a fuck. Can’t decide if that email actually needs a reply? That’s what this jar is for. It’s here for the mildly annoying, the semi-irritating, and the “I care…but just barely” moments.

Once it’s empty? You’re right back to your default setting: not giving a fuck. And honestly, we love that for you.

If life starts serving up more bullshit than you bargained for, don’t panic—our Bigger Jar of Fucks is waiting for you. More fucks, more firepower.

Please note: some items may ship separately to keep your order moving fast. You’ll get tracking for every package, so check those updates before assuming the universe misplaced your fucks.

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