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Introducing the Jar of Fucks—because, let’s be real, you don’t have the time, energy, or cosmic bandwidth to give a fuck about everything. This limited-edition jar is stocked with just the right amount of fucks for when life decides to get spicy. Family drama? Work chaos? The latest “must-have” trend you didn’t ask for? You’ve got a finite supply, so use them wisely.

Each jar holds a sacred stash of precious fucks—meant for moments that actually matter. Don’t waste them on petty nonsense, unsolicited opinions, or that weird guilt spiral about carbs. Save them for the big stuff: hyping your bestie through heartbreak, setting boundaries like a boss, or navigating yet another plot twist the universe drops in your lap.

And here’s the deal—when the jar’s empty, it’s empty. No magical refill. No bonus round. So give sparingly, give meaningfully, and remember: not everything (or everyone) deserves one of your beautifully rationed fucks.

Because darling, your energy is sacred, your time is magic, and your tolerance for bullshit is officially on a budget.