Chappell Roan for President—because if we’re gonna burn this shit down, we might as well do it in rhinestones and platform boots. This embroidered pink dad hat says what we’re all thinking: give the country to someone who actually knows how to destroy the patriarchy in one glittery breath.
Not just a hat. A movement. A mood. A crown for the sad girls who vote with their hearts and heal with eyeliner and honesty.
